Depression is most unmanly, and in fact, only girls suffer from it. I myself have been married to a depressed woman for 25 years. I once slipped on a banana skin, and she smiled briefly.

Alright then, she smirked.

Alright then, she might have smirked, I was in too much pain to notice.

But anyway, gentlemen.

Beware of depression, it will creep up on you unannounced. Here are the symptoms;

You have been warned.

I am,